The Anti Web Page Crappy graphics. Crappy content. Everything you don't want in a web page.
People have asked me, "Cal, why does your site suck so much?" and after I'm done kicking them in the balls, I simply tell them that I'm not in the business to make web pages. Some people use fancy programs to make their sites. I typed the html for this site by hand. No programs. Why? Because I'm a cheap bastard and didn't buy one, and plus, I didn't need it.
Like I said, I'm not in the business of making web sites. I'm too busy with my board. Yes, I'm that much of a loser. Cal's Underground Boards is the evil spawn that I have created.
Cal's Crappy Site has moved to calgoing.com. Check that MoFo out!
Disclaimer: This page is meant for enjoyment. While it will fail horribly at this, it is what the page is meant for. Nothing on this site is meant to be taken seriously or be offencive. If you are offended by mild profanity or drug references, this might not be the site for you. You might want to go to Yahoo or something.
In other words: Lighten up.